It’s getting light and the next stop is the vegetable and fruit market, cue a not entirely original anatomical joke relating to melons from the budding comedian. Then to the massive flower market, where huge quantities of flora are trucked in from the country each day to be assembled and used in temple and shrine worship. A few quips about deflowering – does this guy have a one-track mind? – and it’s back to the hotel for breakfast by 9.30.
Arguably nowhere is the tour guide more necessary than in India. Yes, it’s easy to visit the main sites yourself in most Indian cities. But a local guide can take you places you would not easily find; essential if you’re also pushed for time.