An Indian wedding is not just an event; it’s an emotion, a battlefield of fashion, food, and family gossip. Every guest has a role, and the zodiac signs play their parts flawlessly.
Aries – The Dance Floor Warrior
The baraat barely enters, and Aries is already leading the charge. Shoes off, sunglasses on, bhangra moves ready—this one treats the wedding like a personal reality show audition.
Taurus – The Buffet Specialist
Forget the pheras, Taurus is on a mission—to taste-test every stall twice. Found hovering around the dessert counter, casually asking if there’s a second round of gulab jamun.
Gemini – The Social Butterfly
Gemini came for the wedding but is leaving with 20 new contacts, 5 wedding invites, and a budding situationship with the bride’s cousin. Spotted in every conversation, from astrology debates to wedding politics.
Cancer – The Emotional Wreck
Crying during the bidaai, crying during the speeches, crying when the dhol starts playing. Cancer feels
everything
deeply and has tissues ready for anyone who needs them.
Leo – The Fashion Icon
Leo enters like the main character, with an outfit that outshines even the bride’s lehenga. Poses dramatically near flower walls, ensures every angle is captured, and waits for compliments that
must
arrive.
Virgo – The Wedding Planner’s Nightmare
Analyzing everything—the stage placement, the decor choices, the timing of the rituals. Virgo will either fix a crisis before it happens or remind everyone about how it
could
have been avoided.
Libra – The Shaadi Flirt
Cousins, best friends, wedding photographers—Libra is effortlessly charming everyone. One second they’re complimenting a stranger’s outfit, the next they’re in a full-blown Bollywood moment under the fairy lights.
Scorpio – The Mysterious Guest
Dressed in the deepest shade of maroon, silently sipping juice while observing everyone’s drama unfold. Knows all the family secrets but only drops hints—never full details.
Sagittarius – The Wedding Crasher
Doesn’t know half the people here but still having the best time. Somehow lands up in the family group photo, convincing everyone they belong.
Capricorn – The Unofficial Accountant
Analyzing wedding expenses, calculating ROI on the gifts, and wondering if this wedding could’ve been done in half the budget.
Aquarius – The “Too Cool for This” Guest
Sits in a corner with a plate of chaat, discussing conspiracy theories and philosophy with the panditji. Wonders why weddings are such a
big deal
.
Pisces – The Lost Soul
Can’t remember whose side they’re on, almost sits with the wrong family during rituals. Zones out mid-wedding, dreaming about their own Bollywood-style shaadi someday.
Discover everything about astrology at the Times of India, including daily horoscopes for Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces.